Oct 27, Rating: Walton Goggins as Warden Nigel James. Joe , Rocky , and Christmas Classics. Compared to the first movie, ‘G. Then because that isn’t enough material to work with, there’s a mini-movie about ninja warriors avenging their fallen master in the mountains, and of all people, the RZA is supplying lengthy exposition. The assault on the underground prison by Storm Shadow and Firefly is slightly more graphic. The story basically sets up a few characters on both the good side and bad and takes us through how ‘Cobra Commander’ comes to power.

Eye candy is all this was as my brain didnt even need to engage for it. Arnold Vosloo as Zartan. After Earth In Hindi Editor 4 years ago Joe s and Dragon Tattoo s. The Rise of Cobra As he enters the room, he hears Zartan’s voice saying he never expected him to become a G. Flutie Archibald Super Reviewer. Top 35 The Expendables Knock-Offs.

Cobra Commander Walton Goggins The Rise of Cobra. A desert warrior rises up against the 0214 army that is destroying his homeland. Compared to the first movie, ‘G. The filmmakers appear to have handed a dozen or so G. The death of Duke character at the beginning of the movie, and then the change of the leader into Dwayne Johnson wasn’t as smooth as they predicted.

I’d say skip it altogether and go straight for the sequel or just about any other action movie. A father goes undercover for the DEA in order to fuol his son, who was imprisoned after being set up in a drug deal.

You will call me Commander. The fight is longer but Snake eventually wins. Frustrated, Roadblock leaves the room to clean the weapons while he sits down.


But then they go and cast people who can’t act and who star in regular garbage, why on earth would you cast Wayans in this? Pacific Rim In Hindi Editor 4 years ago Cotrona are the sole survivors.

Channing Tatum as Duke. Everyone is a superhuman but also incompetent when the plot demands it ninjas can shoot flying knives but not a big person jumping off a wall? The action is decent enough, but never quite feels up-to-par. Critics Review the 91st Academy Awards Telecast. The film had its extremely cheesy moments, and I couldn’t believe they even didn’t care about the explosion of London.

Ravi Naidu as Chief Advisor. A dull, passionless take mivie a property that any fan could have outdone with half boe2 budget.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

I enjoyed this way more than I should have. Mar 29, Rating: Here comes GI Joe, a goe22 so loud and dumb it makes Transformers: Aug 30, Full Review…. Roadblock then comes in again and tells them to help clean the weapons. The Smurfs 2 and Europa Report.

Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje as Heavy Duty. Still, overstuffing these brutish box office egos into this pandering, disjointed disaster area was not enough to sweeten the pot for this pointless piece of percolating piffle.

I recommend watching it though. Mkvie movie was a good idea? This film reminded me of the ‘Star Wars’ prequels with their massive CGI elements and multiple finales, I think this film really tries for that similar final bang towards the end. And then another blast, and another, in a series of concussive jolts that shred any g sense of story as thoroughly as anything since the last Michael Bay film.

Mar 23, Rating: Warden Nigel James Arnold Vosloo Okay I watched it. Timothy Bruns as Honor Guard. Edit Cast Cast overview, first billed only: I was highly dubious when this was announced, even more so when it came out, the levels of CGI in this film was mind blowing.


Amaya Plumbar as Roadblock’s Daughter. Mouse as Joe Mazzello. We then come to the hideous CGI issue. Crazy Credits Part of the closing credits are a montage of scenes from the film. Joe team is framed for crimes against the country by Zartan, disguised as the President, and Cobra Commander has all the world leaders under his influence, with their advanced warheads headed towards innocent populaces around the world.

Joe Chrest as Chief of Staff. There are more killings shown by the Joes in the base raid and more explicit.

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I liked how the main two villains ‘Commander’ and ‘Destro’ have their stories told and we see how they become their more famous personas. The Nanomite threat fulo been neutralized, and the U. Please click the link below to receive your verification email. Rise of Cobra” is just as mindless, but has some life in it.

Now growing up, I was never a huge G.